Ah Beng

In another 16 hours time, I will be having my lifesaving 1 2 3 test! OMG! Im so nervous! Hopefully everything goes smoothly, and jac, please dont go saying something like :" Don't worry! I'm going to float the pass to you!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA...its supposed to be " Pass the float to you!" But cant blame her for that, cause when you are super tired and nervous, you wouldn't know what you were talking about. haha.

Anyway, here's an Ah Beng joke....

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home "pao" his bus for
a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his
rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his
shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat
peanut ai mai?"

Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!"

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes
down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat
peanut ai mai?"

Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!"

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng
finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: "Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?"

Grandma: "No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!"

Ah Beng: "Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?"

Grandma: "No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma
kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the
peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!"

kuakuakua....