WHY BE A GIRL?

Being a girl is seriously, I mean seriously serious not an easy task. Ask me why??? I can actually give you a hundred thousand reasons but I shall list a few out.

Firstly, people’s mindset as a female/lady/girl must have long silky hair. WHY?

WHY CHARBOS MUST HAVE LONG HAIR LEH??? I’ve been keeping short hair for like a zillion years, I think I can never grow back my hair hahaha.

Ok, back to the main point, I realize, guys only BIO girls with LONG HAIR! NOT FAIR LOR~~~hahahaha not say I very gian they bio me lah but it’s like a very common thingy that guys prefer girls with long hair. *yawns*

Secondly, WHY MUST GIRLS WEAR SKIRT OR DRESS???? Skirts are easily “chao keng”, so it’s easier for guys to peep???? KAOZ! Whenever you are sitting down, you have to make sure that your legs are not too wide apart, if not, people sitting in front will have a good view. WHY WEAR SKIRT WHEN IT BRINGS YOU TROUBLE??? (but I wear dresses more frequently compared to last time due to my fat thigh, I can’t fit into most of my jeans now WAHAHAHAHA!)

Thirdly, WE ladies look more vulnerable than MEN! WHY? Why must be the case? Why not men look shorter and skinnier and ladies more masculine? Not fair lor wah kao… This makes us an easy prey for BAD GUY (HUAI REN)!

Fourth, WHY MUST HAVE MENSES?!!?? Why can’t we just produce egg, sperm fertilize the egg and we can just lay the egg out just like a Mother hen?? Then we no need to go through the painful and ugly (big nose fat arms, I think the tummy is beautiful) 9 months of pregnancy period?

And if the egg is not being fertilized, it will just dissolved in the body instead of flowing out non-stop for blardy 7 days???? Ok, even if they want to flow out, don’t blardy give us menses cramp lar! WAH KAO! WE VERY KELIAN LEH!

Ok, I think I better stop here, if not people will ask me to do a sex change sine being a lady is so tough. I know I already look like one thou hahahahaha friends keep calling me Ah Boy since my hair is getting shorter and shorter! But I still love it! And someone too…*smile*

SEE!!!!! SHORT HAIR ALSO CAN BE NICE ONE WHAT! (ok, I look as thou I'm digging my nose)























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